you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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