brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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