my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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