whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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