maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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