He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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