dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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