i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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