did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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