I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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