She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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