i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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