talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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