Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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