There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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