nutella sex= disaster
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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