I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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