Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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