As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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