Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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