i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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