Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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