I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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