Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we made out on top of his cat.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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