I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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