Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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