I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So much Jack, so little girl.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
