How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Acid is not a monday night drug
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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