i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
All I want is dick and wine.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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