We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
