Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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