I only kidnapped one of them. chill
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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