This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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