She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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