3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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