Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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