He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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