my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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