sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
