That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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