Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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