why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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