Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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