So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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