apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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