Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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