girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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