You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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