Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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