: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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