I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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