uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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