I'm drive I can fine osifer
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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