I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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