Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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